Total Medals Earned: 930 (From 176 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,520 Points
Medals Earned: 1/40 (5/500 points)
Clear VR Mission without hitting any cones!
Clear VR Mission without getting hit!
Clear VR Mission with 100% neatness!
Clear VR Mission with all medals!
Clear VR Mission in under a minute!
Clear Parking Lot without getting hit!
Clear Parking Lot with 100% neatness!
Clear Parking Lot without hitting any cones!
Clear Parking Lot with all medals!
Clear Parking Lot in under a minute!
Clear NG Warehouse without getting hit!
Clear NG Warehouse with 100% neatness!
Clear NG Warehouse without hitting any buckets!
Clear NG Warehouse with all medals!
Clear NG Warehouse in under a minute!
Clear Tennis court without getting hit!
Clear Tennis Court with 100% neatness!
Clear Tennis Court without hitting any cones!
Clear Tennis Court with all medals!
Clear Tennis Court in under a minute!
Clear Ritz Arcade without getting hit!
Clear Ritz Arcade with 100% neatness!
Clear Ritz Arcade without hitting any pins!
Clear Ritz Arcade with all medals!
Clear Ritz Arcade in under a minute!
Clear Tom's Desktop without getting hit!
Clear Tom's Desktop with 100% neatness!
Clear Tom's Desktop without hitting any cones!
Clear Tom's Desktop with all medals!
Clear Tom's Desktop in under a minute!
Clear Marathon mode with 0 deaths!
Clear Marathon mode with 6 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 12 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 18 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 24 medals!
Run over a strange looking thing.
Witness something strange in NG Warehouse.
Witness something strange in Tennis Court.
Witness something strange in Tom's Desktop.
Witness something strange on the Title screen.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (100/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 9/10 (255/355 points)
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud
Medals Earned: 4/32 (20/490 points)
Kill 1 Enemy
Begin a run
Discover Pico's School
Discover Domain Outskirts
Unlock Darnell
Unlock Cassandra
Unlock Nene
Unlock Chester BoDean
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill 15 Enemies
Kill 50 Enemies
Kill 125 Enemies
Kill 250 Enemies
Kill 500 Enemies
Kill Bill the Dungbeetle
Complete a run
Discover Upper Domain
Discover Domain Catacombs
Discover Domain Core
Discover Tomb Border
Discover Tomb Heart
Beat the game as Pico without any help
Unlock All Medals
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 11/24 (100/390 points)
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
You made Pico, congrats!
*cock jokes not included
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
No way.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Medals Earned: 6/7 (105/110 points)
Medals Earned: 7/11 (100/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Complete the Pacifist Route.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Kill Peter
Kill Peter Without Missing